I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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