We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
