Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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