am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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