Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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