Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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