Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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