just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just forgot I was standing up.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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