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• (281): View more from Texas

  How do you jack off and text at the same time?

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  On my iPhone they have an app for that

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan

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• (831): View more from California

  i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome

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  next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  "I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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  Aren't you gay?

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  IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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