I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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