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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.

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  u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class

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• (714): View more from California

  My liver just had a heart attack.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time

  (917): View more from New York City

  An adult?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

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