just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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