What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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