did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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