Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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