He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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