Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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