ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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