new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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