Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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