Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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