Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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