stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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