I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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