wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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