No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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