i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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