Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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