She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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