its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his