My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he fucked my hip out of place.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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