Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think your dad took our porno
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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