I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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