i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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