Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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