The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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