I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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