I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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