My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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