just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
