either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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