This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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