I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
MIDGETS
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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