Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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