Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was

(734): View more from Michigan

you're 26.

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(646): View more from New York

You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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(314): View more from Missouri

i don't want you to think of me as your TA

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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(228): View more from Mississippi

i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.

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