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• (209): View more from California

  Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...

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  the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Boobs are out for the taking

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed

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• (714): View more from California

  At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?

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