I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.