Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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