it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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