Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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