i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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