im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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