it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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