My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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