I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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